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Grandma Protection

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I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Most of us spend out lives as if we have another one in the bank. - Ben Irwin

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Don't stand shivering upon the bank; plunge in at once, and have it over. - Sam Slick

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. - Jonathan S Foer

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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