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I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Most of us spend out lives as if we have another one in the bank. - Ben Irwin

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Don't stand shivering upon the bank; plunge in at once, and have it over. - Sam Slick

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Bank robbery is an initiative of amateurs. True professionals establish a bank. - Bertroit Brecht

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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