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Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Most of us spend out lives as if we have another one in the bank. - Ben Irwin

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Bank robbery is an initiative of amateurs. True professionals establish a bank. - Bertroit Brecht

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. - Jonathan S Foer

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. - J Paul Getty

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama


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