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Granny Smith Apple

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Granny Smith Apple thanks to Keith Blake

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Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved. - Robin Williams

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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