Grasping Shirt
Squeezing into a tight T-Shirt
Do I look fat in this shirt?
Weight reduction in the palm of your hand
Getting a grasp on your true bodybuilding weight
QuotaBillsWho picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder
Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Speak softly and wear a loud shirt. - Hawaiian Proverb
Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers
Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser
Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau
Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman
Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu
The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry
She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison
It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery
A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning
Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson
Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse
One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant
Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir
Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain
Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.
Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde
It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan
Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean