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Vice Versa: Dirty Italian poetry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker

The posthumous revenge of the Merchant of Venice. - Elbert Hubbard

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo. - Mark Twain

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

I'm Irish on St. Patrick's Day. I'm Italian on Columbus Day. I'm a New Yorker every day. - Tamara Tunie

The world is a better place as a result of Michelangelo’s not having said, "I don't do ceilings." - Edward McCabe

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon


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