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Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

What you applaud you encourage, but beware what you celebrate. - Ravi Zacharias

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

Eschaton comes from the Greek word 'echatos', which just means the end. - Terence McKenna

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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