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Groucho Marx and Jimmy Savile

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Groucho Marx and Jimmy Savile thanks to Mel Hardman

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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. - Sigmund Freud

I am a Marxist - of the Groucho tendency. - Unknown

These cigars are the nectarines of the gods. - Archie Bunker

There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling

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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. - George Burns

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns


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