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Ground Breaking Invention

Replacing the work of many hands

Ground Breaking Invention thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Inspiration from your own backyard!

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Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

To select well among old things, is almost equal to inventing new ones. - Nicholas Charles Trublet

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

When you throw mud at others, you not only get your hands dirty but also lose a lot of ground. - English Proverb

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

Inventing is seeing the same problem that everyone around the world is seeing, but looking at it differently. - Dean Kamen

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold


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