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Ground Breaking Invention

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Ground Breaking Invention thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Inspiration from your own backyard!

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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Wherever a dancer stands is holy ground. - Martha Graham

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

To select well among old things, is almost equal to inventing new ones. - Nicholas Charles Trublet

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inventing is seeing the same problem that everyone around the world is seeing, but looking at it differently. - Dean Kamen

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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