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Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

We don't grow older, we grow riper. - Pablo Picasso

Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates

I am not an economist. I am an honest man! - Paul McCracken

Successful Woman: One who finds such a man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. - Sallust

A man is basically as faithful as his options. - Chris Rock

There is no client as scary as an innocent man. - J. Michael Haller

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

No man can ever rise above that at which he aims. - A.A. Hodge

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb

Never murder a man who is about to commit suicide. - German Proverb

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

What a lot of things there are a man can do without. - Socrates

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. - Mark Twain

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

Clever Woman: One who knows how to give a man her own way - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. - Laurence J. Peter

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

Praise is rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Martin F Tupper

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

If man could have half his wishes he would double his troubles. - Benjamin Franklin

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Show me the man you honor, and I will know what kind of man you are. - Thomas Carlyle

It's impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The worst thing that can happen to a man is to succeed before he is ready. - Martin L Jones

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Francis Bacon

Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. - William Withey Gull

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. - Josh Billings

Administratium: Another of the heaviest elements known to man (see also Governmentium) - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have so much of it. - Mark Twain

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A true measure of a man's worth includes all the benefits others have gained from your success. - Cullen Hightower

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Beethoven's last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man. - Thomas Beecham

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

The best portion of a good man's life are the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say; a wise man knows whether or not to say it. - Frank M. Garafola

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Each man is questioned by life; and he can only answer to life by answering for his own life; to life he can only respond by being responsible. - Viktor Frankl

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

There is always room for a man of force and he makes room for many. Society is a troop of thinkers and the best heads among them take the best places. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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