#1 humor site on the 'net

Grow Your Own Dope

Canada's new marijuana laws yield new products

Grow Your Own Dope thanks to Howard Chapman

Improving spouse relationships - how to get along with him

QuotaBills
No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

Two monsoons are the age of a man. - Bombay Proverb

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

A patient man will ultimately succeed. - Unknown

Many foxes grow gray, but few grow good. - Benjamin Franklin

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm man enough to know when to scream. - Obert Skye

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

The joyfulness of a man prolongeth his days. - Proverbs 10:27

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. - Aesop

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

No man can ever rise above that at which he aims. - A.A. Hodge

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

What a lot of things there are a man can do without. - Socrates

I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible. - Irene M Selznick

As a moth gnaws a garment, so doth envy consume a man. - Saint John Chrysostom

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

I don't like that man. I must get to know him better. - Abraham Lincoln

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Praise is rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Martin F Tupper

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

You can take a chance with any man who pays his bills on time. - Terence

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Successful Gossip Columnist: Top man on the quote 'em pole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things. - Herman Melville

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I’m a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge. - Robin Williams

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

I am an old man and have known many troubles, but most of them never happened. - Mark Twain

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

In all climates, under all skies, man's happiness is always somewhere else. - Giacomo Leopardi

What the superior man seeks is in himself. What the mean man seeks is in others. - Confucius

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, for he will never cease to be amused. - Proverb

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

The man who most vividly realizes a difficulty is the man most likely to overcome it. - Joseph Farrell

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

I don't plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have facelifts until my ears meet. - Rita Rudner

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

Better to trust the man who is frequently in error than the one who is never in doubt. - Eric Sevareid

Tease: A girl who is always thinking of a man’s happiness, and how to prevent it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger? - Thomas Henry Huxley

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

Since Auschwitz, we know what man is capable of. And since Hiroshima, we know what is at stake. - Viktor Frankl

What a man does when he is taken off his guard is the best evidence for what sort of man he is. - C S Lewis

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind, than in the one where they sprung up. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts. - William Hazlitt

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

Give me a few lines of a man's handwriting; that will be sufficient for me to get him hanged. - Cardinal Richelieu

What a chimera then is man. What a novelty! What a monster... what a contradiction, what a prodigy. - Blaise Pascal

Beethoven's last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man. - Thomas Beecham

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

If you can meet success and failure and treat them both as impostors, then you are a balanced man, my son. - Rudyard Kipling

If you ever find a man who is better than you are - hire him. If necessary, pay him more than you pay yourself. - David Ogilvy

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

Who is the happier man: he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed? - Hunter S Thompson

As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever. - Clarence Darrow

The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say; a wise man knows whether or not to say it. - Frank M. Garafola

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


mIndians

Mouthful Of Information

Happy Face Sandwich

Senior Eye Exam

Chubby Free

Pirrows

Young Rock Star

Restored Beauty

Powerplant Swimsuit Models

Watermelon Cake

Sharkini

Julyed

Filet Minion

Better Singer

Texas Basketball

Grow Food, Not Lawns

Nut Salesman

Long Yellow Things

Ants Know When Something Is Fake

Think Outside

Despicable Wood Stove

Engineering Flowchart

Egotist

Hunter's Dream Wedding