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Grown Up Yet?

Why should kids have all the fun?

Grown Up Yet? thanks to Jim Serritella

Retire-meant years soon... time to gain back life

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

The trick is growing up without growing old. - Casey Stengel

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen K Clark

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

I plan on growing old much later in life, or maybe not at all. - Patty Carey

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Be not afraid of growing slowly; be afraid only of standing still. - Chinese Proverb

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

Though many people regret growing old, it's a privilege denied to many. - Unknown

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. - Zach Galifianakis

You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was. - Irish Proverb

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. - Norman Mailer

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I am still in the process of growing up, but I will make no progress if I lose any of myself along the way. - Madeleine L'Engle

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

You must not pity me because my sixtieth year finds me still astonished. To be astonished is one of the surest ways of not growing old too quickly. - Colette


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