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Grown Up Yet?

Why should kids have all the fun?

Grown Up Yet? thanks to Jim Serritella

Retire-meant years soon... time to gain back life

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Change is inevitable. Growth is optional. - John C Maxwell

The trick is growing up without growing old. - Casey Stengel

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides

I plan on growing old much later in life, or maybe not at all. - Patty Carey

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

Though many people regret growing old, it's a privilege denied to many. - Unknown

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. - Zach Galifianakis

You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was. - Irish Proverb

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

There is absolutely nothing to be said in favor of growing old. There ought to be legislation against it. - Patrick Moore

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

I am still in the process of growing up, but I will make no progress if I lose any of myself along the way. - Madeleine L'Engle

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Giving up at something that no longer serves a purpose, or protects you, or helps you, isn't giving up at all, it's growing up. - Unknown

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett


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