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Grown Up Yet?

Why should kids have all the fun?

Grown Up Yet? thanks to Jim Serritella

Retire-meant years soon... time to gain back life

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Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman

Change is inevitable. Growth is optional. - John C Maxwell

The trick is growing up without growing old. - Casey Stengel

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

Don't resent growing old. Many are denied the privilege. - Unknown

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

The processes of growth are gradual, bearing fruit in a decade, not a day. - John F Kennedy

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. - Norman Mailer

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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