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Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Guitar players never listen to lead singers. - Steven Tyler

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Virtually every writer I know would rather be a musician. - Kurt Vonnegut

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

If the music is loud enough I won't be able to listen to my own thoughts. - Nic Sheff

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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