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Guitar Boat

John Lennon preferred to ride his guitar

Guitar Boat thanks to Wayne Nowazek

While my guitar gently weeps...

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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

To stay a great singer or guitar player, you've go to do it 24 7. That's what I do. - Sammy Hagar

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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