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Hairy Egg

Ugly Duckling in the food world

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Whisker: A chef who beats eggs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Afternoon Snack: The pause that refleshes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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