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Halloween Surprise

Nothing like a Caramel Onion Apple treat!

Halloween Surprise thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Only a ghoul would appreciate this food...

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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

Onion: A vegetable that builds you up physically but tears you down socially - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Good intentions are not enough. They've never put an onion in the soup yet. - Sonya Levien

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on. - Ronnie Corbett

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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