Hand Drawn

Draw your salary before spending it. - Artemus Ward

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. - Kurt Vonnegut

The cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. - Jonathan Swift

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Here lies a man named Zeke,
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek. - Unknown

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein. - George W. Bush

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

I am one of those who think, like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries. - Marie Curie

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy