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Hand Drawn

Bubba uses his other hand for his free-hand drawings

Hand Drawn thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Handsome paintings by a cover-up artist

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Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Here lies a man named Zeke,
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek. - Unknown

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

This is the machine age. The only thing people do by hand is scratch themselves. - Joe Laurie

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

We all stumble, every one of us. That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand. - Emily Kimbrough

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. - Rodney Dangerfield

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein. - George W. Bush

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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