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Hand Drawn

Bubba uses his other hand for his free-hand drawings

Hand Drawn thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Handsome paintings by a cover-up artist

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Please don't draw me no diaphrams. - Archie Bunker

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

My favourite quotation is eight pounds ten for a second-hand suit. - Spike Milligan

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

This is the machine age. The only thing people do by hand is scratch themselves. - Joe Laurie

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein. - George W. Bush

The greatest genius will never be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

I am one of those who think, like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries. - Marie Curie

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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