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Using a handicap helper to cut the lawn

Hope will never be silent. - Harvey Milk

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Uncertainty is the refuge of hope. - Henri Frederic Amiel

Emulsion: A mixture of oil and emotion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. - Alfred Tennyson

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. - Harry F Banks

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains. - Dutch Proverb

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

My ambition was to be successful, wherever that would lead me. - Joe Segal

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

What you applaud you encourage, but beware what you celebrate. - Ravi Zacharias

Patience has its limits. Take it too far and it's cowardice. - George Jackson

Desire nothing for yourself, which you do not desire for others. - Spinoza

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Encourage members of your team to take the initiative and act on their own. - Mike Krzyzewski

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead. - Theodore Roosevelt

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

By choosing positivity you become a contender for the human spirit giving hope to those in need. - Bryant McGill

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Two things define you: your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything. - Unknown

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

Gardening: 1. A matter of enthusiasm holding up until your back gets used to it; 2. Man's effort to improve his lot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Most people spend most of their days doing what they do not want to do in order to earn the right, at times, to do what they may desire. - John Brown

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

The important thing is to strive towards a goal which is not immediately visible. That goal is not the concern of the mind, but of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

If we find ourselves with a desire that nothing in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that we were made for another world. - C S Lewis

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but how we react to what happens, not by what life brings us but the attitude we bring to life. - Wade Boggs

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

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