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You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

File Clerk: One skilled in the art of concealment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale


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