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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

The doctor is often more to be feared than the disease. - French Proverb

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy. - William Butler Yeats

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Theresa

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


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