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Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. - Unknown

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

We are happy when for everything inside us there is a corresponding something outside us. - William Butler Yeats

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

I shall take the heart, for brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world. - Tin Man

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

Daily, constantly, we choose by our desires, our thoughts, and our actions whether we want to be blessed or cursed, happy or miserable. - Ezra T Benson


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