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If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

Wagging Tail: A happy ending - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life. - Omar Khayyam

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

Marathon Runner: A person who is happy to be over the hill - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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