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A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Anne Frank

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. - Unknown

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

There is no duty so much underrated as the duty of being happy. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

It's not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy. - Unknown

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Guillaume Apollinaire

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy. I were but little happy if I could say how much. - William Shakespeare

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet. - Earl Nightingale

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

I shall take the heart, for brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world. - Tin Man

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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