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X: The signature of a happy man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

Marathon Runner: A person who is happy to be over the hill - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong


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