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If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

I am happy and content because I think I am. - Alain-René Lesage

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Patience is the only way you can endure the gray periods. - Teri Hatcher

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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