Hard Working Cop
The only thing this Rent-a-Cop needs for undercover work is a blanket
Hiding in plain view to surprise would-be thiefs
Art was a couch potato when it came to protecting his interests
Protecting jewelry stores with state-of-the-Art surveillance systems
QuotaBillsMake crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca
There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur
Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler
We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep
It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell
Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin
I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers
Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal
If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker
A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham
Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry
One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell