Harmacy

Pain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman