Harmacy
Turning good drugs into bad drugs
When the light goes out at the Pharmacy store
QuotaBillsGrief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper
Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali
No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez
Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields
No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb
Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler
Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis
Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown
The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker
This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry
People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca
Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer
Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha
In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart