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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Forgiveness isn't just a blessing you deliver to another human being. Forgiveness is also a gift you give yourself. - Robin S Sharma

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The loneliest moment in life is when you have just experienced that which you thought would deliver the ultimate, and it has let you down. - Ravi Zacharias


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