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The heart ages last. - Sylvester Stallone

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Stamped inedibly on my heart. - Archie Bunker

A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

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Sharp are the arrows of a broken heart. - Cassandra Clare

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

The heart has reasons that reason cannot know. - Blaise Pascal

If it were not for hopes, the heart would break. - Thomas Fuller

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object. - Milan Kundera

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart. - C S Lewis

Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God. - Martin Luther

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Man has made many machines, complex and cunning, but which of them indeed rivals the workings of his heart? - Pablo Casals

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Technique and ability alone do not get you to the top - it is the willpower to that is the most important. This will power rises from your heart. - Junko Tabei


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