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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart. - Confucius

He did it with all his heart and prospered. - 2 Chronicles 31:21

Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction. - Unknown

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. - Christie Brinkley

The heart never grows better by age: it only grows harder. - Lord Chesterfield

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Believe with all of your heart that you will do what you were made to do. - Orison Swett Marden

If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it, then I can achieve it. - Muhammad Ali

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick


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