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The heart ages last. - Sylvester Stallone

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Only do what your heart tells you. - Princess Diana

A heart that loves is always young. - Greek Proverb

The heart will break, but broken live on. - Lord Byron

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

True giving happens when we give from our heart. - Muhammad Ali

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. - Christie Brinkley

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

Never morning wore to evening but some heart did break. - Alfred Tennyson

The heart never grows better by age: it only grows harder. - Lord Chesterfield

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Man has made many machines, complex and cunning, but which of them indeed rivals the workings of his heart? - Pablo Casals

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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