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The heart ages last. - Sylvester Stallone

A heart that loves is always young. - Greek Proverb

While the heart beats, hope lingers. - Alison Croggon

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

He did it with all his heart and prospered. - 2 Chronicles 31:21

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Our Irish blunders are never blunders of the heart. - Maria Edgeworth

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. - Matthew 6:21

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. - C S Lewis

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

I shall take the heart, for brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world. - Tin Man

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break. - William Shakespeare

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight. - Kahlil Gibran


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