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Helmet Salary

The price of defending something

Helmet Salary thanks to Barry McCartney

Salary inequity between opposing forces

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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it. - Upton Sinclair

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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