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Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm the king of the world! - Titanic

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

Martin Luther King did not say, 'I have a mission statement.' - Simon Sinek

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

I ain't Martin Luther King. I don't need a dream. I have a plan. - Spike Lee

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce