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I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me. - Lady Gaga

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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