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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. - Fred Allen

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

When I passed 40 I dropped pretence, 'cause men like women who got some sense. - Maya Angelou

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

To stay a great singer or guitar player, you've go to do it 24 7. That's what I do. - Sammy Hagar

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players. - Stephen Curry

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel


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