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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

You were born to be a player. You were meant to be here. This moment is yours. - Herb Brooks

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. - Margaret Thatcher

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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