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Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. - William Shakespeare

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Widowhood: The proof that women live longer than men - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's safer to be a chess player than a chess piece. - Mary Foley

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact. - Ambrose Bierce

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Remember that player who gave up? Neither does anybody else. Keep on going! - Unknown

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down. - Groucho Marx

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

To stay a great singer or guitar player, you've go to do it 24 7. That's what I do. - Sammy Hagar

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

Puck: 1. A hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another; 2. Last week's left-over biscuit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard


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