Hooking Penalty

Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself there. - Fred Allen

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias