Hooking Penalty
Why some fans love the Boston Bruins
Emphasizing the Bean in Beantown
QuotaBillsCanada is hockey. - Mike Weir
Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr
The law itself follows gold. - Propertius
The law is silent during war. - Cicero
Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas
Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke
Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown
Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner
Good lawyers know the law. Great lawyers know the judge. - Unknown
I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown
What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer
A town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two. - Lyndon Baines Johnson
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield
How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell
Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe
You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman
I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More
He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter
I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray
When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mob law does not become due process of law by securing the assent of a terrorized jury. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright
The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying
A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie
Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne
You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur
I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan
Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli
If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams
Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton
The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias
A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch
Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law."
WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields