Hooking Penalty

Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

The law is silent during war. - Cicero

Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas

Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner

Good lawyers know the law. Great lawyers know the judge. - Unknown

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

A town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mob law does not become due process of law by securing the assent of a terrorized jury. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields