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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields

A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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