Hooking Penalty

Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later. - Bob Paisley

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman