Hoover Happiness
Making her happier on Christmas morning
Why men won't clean up their act this holiday season
QuotaBillsHappiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron
Happiness means quiet nerves. - WC Fields
Live a happy life, not a perfect life. - Unknown
Happiness begins where selfishness ends. - John Wooden
Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton
Happiness is a function of accepting what is. - Werner Erhard
A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain
The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde
Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey
Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. - Unknown
We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor
Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann
Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little
Happiness is mostly a byproduct of doing what makes us feel fulfilled. - Benjamin Spock
You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer
Happiness is not a matter of events, it depends upon the tides of the mind. - Alice Meynell
Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
There is no happiness except in the realization that we have accomplished something. - Henry Ford
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
The greater part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, and not on our circumstances. - Martha Washington
The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind of the present moment. - Buddha
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal
What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash
Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable. - Leo Rosten
No mind is much employed upon the present: recollection and anticipation fill up almost all our moments. - Samuel Johnson
The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill
How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now, and there will never be a time when it is not now. - Gerald Jampolsky
We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas
Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. - Norm Papernick
Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow
Unquestionably, it is possible to do without happiness; it is done involuntarily by nineteen-twentieths of mankind. - John Stuart Mill
What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp
We can't control the world. We can only barely control our own reactions to it. Happiness is largely a choice, not a right or entitlement. - David C Hill
Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson
The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison