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Making her happier on Christmas morning

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Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Happiness is a direction, not a place. - Sydney J Harris

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

You do not find the happy life. You make it. - Camilla R Kimball

Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life. - Omar Khayyam

There is no way to happiness - happiness is the way. - Thich N Hanh

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. - Victor Hugo

People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes

Happiness is where we find it, but very rarely where we seek it. - J Petit Senn

Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling. - Margaret Lee Runbeck

Even when they have nothing, the Irish emit a kind of happiness, a joy. - Fiona Shaw

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. - Albert Einstein

Your present situation is not your final destination. The best is yet to come. - Unknown

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

There is no happiness except in the realization that we have accomplished something. - Henry Ford

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

One of the commonest ailments of the present day is premature formation of an opinion. - Kin Hubbard

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy. I were but little happy if I could say how much. - William Shakespeare

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet. - Earl Nightingale

Happiness is not the means to any end. It is the end. It is its own goal. It is its own purpose. - Ayn Rand

The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping. - Dale Carnegie

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

From the example of the past, the man of the present acts prudently so as not to imperil the future. - Titian

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

As people spin faster and faster in the pursuit of merely personal happiness, they become exhausted in the futile effort of chasing themselves. - Andrew Delbanco


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