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Making her happier on Christmas morning

Hoover Happiness thanks to Mike King

Why men won't clean up their act this holiday season

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The constant happiness is curiosity. - Alice Munro

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

A multitude of small delights constitutes happiness. - Charles Baudelaire

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Rejoice in the things that are present; all else is beyond thee. - Montaigne

Happiness is where we find it, but very rarely where we seek it. - J Petit Senn

There is no improving the future without disturbing the present. - Catherine Booth

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

In all climates, under all skies, man's happiness is always somewhere else. - Giacomo Leopardi

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. - Adlai Stevenson

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

It's important to make someone happy, and it's important to start with yourself. - Unknown

Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence. - Aristotle

Happiness, after all, is an inner state of mind. It is little dependent on outside environment. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Happiness is not the means to any end. It is the end. It is its own goal. It is its own purpose. - Ayn Rand

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

It's the moments that I stopped just to be, rather than do, that have given me true happiness. - Richard Branson

From the example of the past, the man of the present acts prudently so as not to imperil the future. - Titian

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The older one gets, the more one feels that the present must be enjoyed; it is a precious gift, comparable to a state of grace. - Marie Curie

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it. - Robert Brault

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten


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