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Hospital Friends

When canine care is the best medicine

Hospital Friends thanks to Mike King

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright


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