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Hospital Friends

When canine care is the best medicine

Hospital Friends thanks to Mike King

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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