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Hospital Friends

When canine care is the best medicine

Hospital Friends thanks to Mike King

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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