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Hospital Friends

When canine care is the best medicine

Hospital Friends thanks to Mike King

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I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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