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Hospital Friends

When canine care is the best medicine

Hospital Friends thanks to Mike King

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward


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