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Hospital Friends

When canine care is the best medicine

Hospital Friends thanks to Mike King

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I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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