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Hospital Friends

When canine care is the best medicine

Hospital Friends thanks to Mike King

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes


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