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Hospital Friends

When canine care is the best medicine

Hospital Friends thanks to Mike King

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A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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