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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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