How Grandma Handles Windows
It's hard to find such a dedicated window washer in Russia
When there's not a ladder to be found
QuotaBillsOld age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr
How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill
Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton
A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash
Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin
Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne
Old age takes away what we've inherited and gives us what we've earned. - Gerald Brenan
Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet
It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler
W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher
Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare
A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain
Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree
Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin
I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe
Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn
The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin
Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow
I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar
Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker
We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie
It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin