How Grandma Handles Windows
It's hard to find such a dedicated window washer in Russia
When there's not a ladder to be found
QuotaBillsOld age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci
Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb
I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu
Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo
The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris
Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson
Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb
Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings
Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison
I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon
We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis
Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen
There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields
Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin
Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields
In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun
You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain
May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker
It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin