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Throughout the good times and the bad times

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.'
How Men Think thanks to Barry McCartney

'When I got fired, you were there with me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...'

'You know what Martha?'

'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

'I’m beginning to think you’re bad luck.'

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Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The great purpose of life - the shaping of character by truth. - Phillips Brooks

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois


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