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Throughout the good times and the bad times

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.'
How Men Think thanks to Barry McCartney

'When I got fired, you were there with me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...'

'You know what Martha?'

'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

'I’m beginning to think you’re bad luck.'

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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