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Throughout the good times and the bad times
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.'
'When I got fired, you were there with me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...'
'You know what Martha?'
'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
'I’m beginning to think you’re bad luck.'
'You know what Martha?'
'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
'I’m beginning to think you’re bad luck.'
I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt
Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde
Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill
A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown
It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar
The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin
A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio
Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond
I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen
Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo
Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar
A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard
Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid
Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde
Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill
A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown
It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar
The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin
A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio
Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond
I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen
Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo
Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar
A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard
Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid
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