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Throughout the good times and the bad times

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.'
How Men Think thanks to Barry McCartney

'When I got fired, you were there with me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...'

'You know what Martha?'

'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

'I’m beginning to think you’re bad luck.'

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Fate is character. - William Winter

Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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