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How To Burn Calories

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How To Burn Calories thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Just like not eating at all - Bubba's preferred diet plan

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I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

I find forgiveness to be really healthy. - Ben Affleck

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

Have a healthy disregard for the impossible. - Larry Page

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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