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How To Burn Calories

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How To Burn Calories thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Just like not eating at all - Bubba's preferred diet plan

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Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I don't weigh myself because most scales don't know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are. - Unknown

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Maintaining healthy forests is essential to those who make a living from the land and for those of us who use them for recreational purposes. - Cathy M. Rodgers

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon


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