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How To Prevent Cheating

Keeping student's eyes on their own exam papers

How To Prevent Cheating thanks to Keith Blake

Turning box lunch into a box test

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Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

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First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

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Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

We're all learning here; the best listeners will end up the smartest. - Charlene Li

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I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

Some people will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon. - Alexander Pope

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

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I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

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I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

Yes, it's absolutely true that anything worth doing is worth doing poorly - until you can learn to do it well. - Zig Ziglar

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

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As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

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