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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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