Husband Creche

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

A husband's conjungal and a wife's convivial obligation - Archie Bunker

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me. - Groucho Marx

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner