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Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

Do you Edith....take Archie Bunker to be your lawfully bedded husband? - Archie Bunker

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

Bachelors: Married men may have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me. - Groucho Marx

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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