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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Ultimate: The last person you marry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy

Always say no, and you will never by married. - French Proverb

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Ideal Wife: Any woman who has an ideal husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

I've been married so long I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce. - Susan Vass

When a man retires his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Bachelors: Married men may have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Resentment is like a glass of poison that a man drinks; then he sits down and waits for his enemy to die. - Nelson Mandela

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner. - Jerry Seinfeld

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward