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I Can Still Kiss You

Little Johnny loved stare contests with the dog

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I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

A kiss is a rosy dot over the "i" of loving. - Cyrano de Bergerac

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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