I Can Still Kiss You

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

You can kid the world, but not your sister. - Charlotte Gray

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Chirpes: A canarial disease from kissing a canary. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Chid: A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com