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I Can Still Kiss You

Little Johnny loved stare contests with the dog

I Can Still Kiss You thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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