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I Can Still Kiss You

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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kissing don't last; cookery do! - George Meredith

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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