QuotaBillsHere's looking at you, kid. - Casablanca
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. - Chico Marx
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw
All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson
The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker
The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker
It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky
We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson
If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown
I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain