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A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips
When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
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No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons
Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker
It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky
My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng
I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain