I Finally Know Why

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

I'm thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, 'Why stop at one?' - Robert Downey Jr

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah