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I Will Never Understand Fashion

Fashion Week in the Big Apple

I Will Never Understand Fashion thanks to Keith Blake

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Boredom is rage spread thin. - Paul Tillich

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown

If you can see a bandwagon, it's too late to get on it. - James Goldsmith

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. - Unknown

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

An expert knows the subject very well. A model teaches by showing instead of just telling. - Thomas Leonard

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not a piece of advice, it is merely a custom. - Mark Twain

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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