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Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost

Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future. - Robert H. Schuller

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

In silence there is eloquence. Stop weaving and see how the pattern improves. - Rumi

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows. - Unknown

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

The pattern of the prodigal is: rebellion, ruin, repentance, reconciliation, restoration. - Edwin L Cole

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

An expert knows the subject very well. A model teaches by showing instead of just telling. - Thomas Leonard

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

I was not in the band, because I suffer from the kind of tone deafness that is generally associated with actual deafness. - John Green

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

If you don't ever stop singing, your voice stays in shape. It's like the marathon runner. You've got to run, run, run to stay in shape. - Sammy Hagar

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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