I Will Never Understand Fashion

Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Boredom is rage spread thin. - Paul Tillich

I'm in shape. Round is a shape. - George Carlin

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

We shape our buildings. Thereafter they shape us. - Winston Churchill

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. - Will Rogers

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

In silence there is eloquence. Stop weaving and see how the pattern improves. - Rumi

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

An expert knows the subject very well. A model teaches by showing instead of just telling. - Thomas Leonard

All is pattern, all life, but we can't always see the pattern when we're part of it. - Belva Plain

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost