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Where rage seeds, repentance reaps. - Greek Proverb

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

We shape our buildings. Thereafter they shape us. - Winston Churchill

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. - Will Rogers

If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape. - Unknown

You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in. - Dr. Seuss

We shape our dwellings, and afterwards our dwellings shape us. - Winston Churchill

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

In silence there is eloquence. Stop weaving and see how the pattern improves. - Rumi

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

The pattern of the prodigal is: rebellion, ruin, repentance, reconciliation, restoration. - Edwin L Cole

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

All is pattern, all life, but we can't always see the pattern when we're part of it. - Belva Plain

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

I was not in the band, because I suffer from the kind of tone deafness that is generally associated with actual deafness. - John Green

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

If you don't ever stop singing, your voice stays in shape. It's like the marathon runner. You've got to run, run, run to stay in shape. - Sammy Hagar

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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