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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

First appearance deceives many. - Phaedrus

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Where rage seeds, repentance reaps. - Greek Proverb

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future. - Robert H. Schuller

I just want to get back to the shape I'm in now. - Jamie Baulch

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown

If you can see a bandwagon, it's too late to get on it. - James Goldsmith

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. - Unknown

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows. - Unknown

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not a piece of advice, it is merely a custom. - Mark Twain

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier


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