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I Will Never Understand Fashion

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I Will Never Understand Fashion thanks to Keith Blake

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Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

We shape our buildings. Thereafter they shape us. - Winston Churchill

Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future. - Robert H. Schuller

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

I just want to get back to the shape I'm in now. - Jamie Baulch

If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape. - Unknown

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in. - Dr. Seuss

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown

If you can see a bandwagon, it's too late to get on it. - James Goldsmith

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

An expert knows the subject very well. A model teaches by showing instead of just telling. - Thomas Leonard

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

I was not in the band, because I suffer from the kind of tone deafness that is generally associated with actual deafness. - John Green

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier


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