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A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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