Ice Cream Thief

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion