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Ice Cream Thief

Wilbur's fat-free ice cream cone was for the birds

Ice Cream Thief thanks to Keith Blake

Bird food high on calories

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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say. - Will Cuppy

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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