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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Uncertainty is the refuge of hope. - Henri Frederic Amiel

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

Beware how you take away hope from another human being. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Chance has never yet satisfied the hope of a suffering people. - Marcus Garvey

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

Never lose hope. Storms make people stronger and never last forever. - Roy T Bennett

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

Having a specific meaning and purpose in your life helps to encourage you towards living a fulfilling and inspired life. - Vic Johnson

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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