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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. - Thomas Norton

Hope has a good memory, gratitude a bad one. - Baltasar Gracian

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. - Charles M Schulz

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity. - Robert G Ingersoll

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

Selfishness must always be forgiven you know, because there is no hope of a cure. - Jane Austen

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

By choosing positivity you become a contender for the human spirit giving hope to those in need. - Bryant McGill

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Having a specific meaning and purpose in your life helps to encourage you towards living a fulfilling and inspired life. - Vic Johnson

I have tried to keep on with my striving because this is the only hope I have of ever achieving anything worthwhile and lasting. - Arthur Ashe

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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