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Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic. - Norman Cousins

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

Everything that is done in the world is done by hope. - Martin Luther

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Hope has proven a powerful predictor of outcome in every study we've done so far. - Charles R Snyder

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. - Manel Loureiro

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. - Bernie Taupin

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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