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Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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