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Without Christ there is no hope. - Charles Haddon Spurgeon

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive? - Nicholas Sparks

I hope the guy who invented AutoCorrect burns in Hello! - Unknown

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

What you applaud you encourage, but beware what you celebrate. - Ravi Zacharias

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Two words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust. - Charles R Swindoll

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Encourage members of your team to take the initiative and act on their own. - Mike Krzyzewski

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. - Elie Wiesel

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta


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