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Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. - Alexander Pope

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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