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Hope will never be silent. - Harvey Milk

Without Christ there is no hope. - Charles H Spurgeon

Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. - Charles M Schulz

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Hope is the last thing a person does before they are defeated. - Henry Rollins

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope. - Arnold H Glasgow

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

Encourage members of your team to take the initiative and act on their own. - Mike Krzyzewski

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

Selfishness must always be forgiven you know, because there is no hope of a cure. - Jane Austen

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Abdicate: 1. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach; 2. Strenuous labour. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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