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iFeast

Portable MP3 pet watering system

iFeast thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Perfect for entertaining pets on the go

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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