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Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

No wonder the teacher knows so much - she has the book. - Edgar W Howe

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

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Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

Knowledge has power. It controls access to opportunity and advancement. - Peter F Drucker

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

I owe more to my ability to fantasize than to any knowledge I've ever acquired. - Albert Einstein

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. - Groucho Marx

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman


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