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Knowledge is power. - Francis Bacon

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

It is better to know how to learn than to know. - Dr. Seuss

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book. - Northrop Frye

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. - Bill Murray

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

The hallmark of successful people is that they are always stretching themselves to learn new things. - Carol S Dweck

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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