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Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

Knowledge has power. It controls access to opportunity and advancement. - Peter F Drucker

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance. - Robert Quillen

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority. - Aldous Huxley

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger? - Thomas Henry Huxley

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

To learn something but not to do is really not to learn. To know something but not to do is really not to know. - Stephen Covey

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

The knowledge that you have emerged wiser and stronger from setbacks means that you are, ever after, secure in your ability to survive. - J K Rowling

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin


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