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Information is not knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

I never lose. I win or I learn. - Nelson Mandela

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

The only source of knowledge is experience. - Albert Einstein

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Knowledge without education is but armed injustice. - Horace

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

When we value correct principles, we have truth - a knowledge of things as they are. - Stephen Covey

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

Once you've accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you're too old to remember it. - Unknown

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

There are two ways to share knowledge. You can push information out. You can pull them in with a story. - Unknown

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Life doesn't make any sense without interdependence. We need each other, and the sooner we learn that, the better for us all. - Erik Erikson

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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