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FILO (First In, Last Out) book system

Igloo Library thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

The wisest mind has something yet to learn. - George Santanaya

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Acquiring knowledge is passive; experience is active. - Unknown

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

There is no wealth like knowledge, and no poverty like ignorance. - Buddha

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shore line of wonder. - Ralph M Sockman

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

Yes, it's absolutely true that anything worth doing is worth doing poorly - until you can learn to do it well. - Zig Ziglar

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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