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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

A person has to be busy to stay alive. - Maxwell Anderson

Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety. - Jack Nicklaus

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. - Paul Harvey

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. - Don Marquis

I'd rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right. - Albert Einstein

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Remorse goes to sleep during a prosperous period and wakes up in adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rosseau

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They jest can't buzz any slower. - Kin Hubbard

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to. - Katharine Whitehorn

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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