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Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Prosperity discovers vice, adversity discovers virtue. - Francis Bacon

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

In the choice between changing one's mind and proving there's no need to do so, most people get busy on the proof. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to. - Katharine Whitehorn

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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