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There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. - Paul Harvey

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

The best person to get something done is a busy person. - Mark Burnett

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. - John Lennon

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

If you need something done ask a busy man, no one else will have time to do it. - Unknown

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous circumstances, would have lain dormant. - Horace

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown. - Samuel Daniel

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to. - Katharine Whitehorn

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer


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