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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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