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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Leadership is an ever-evolving position. - Mike Krzyzewski

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

A person who is quietly confident makes the best leader. - Fred Wilson

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

A true leader is one who is humble enough to admit their mistakes. - Unknown

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

The best leader brings out the best in those he has stewardship over. - J Richard Clarke

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

If you delegate tasks, you create followers. If you delegate authority, you create leaders. - Craig Groeschel

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

Good leaders develop ideas. Great leaders develop people. The best leaders develop new leaders. - Bobby Umar

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

A leader is one who sees more than others see, who sees farther than others see, and who sees before others see. - Leroy Eimes

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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