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My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Be the kind of leader that you would follow. - Unknown

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

The quality of a leader is reflected in the standards they set for themselves. - Ray Kroc

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

As a leader your every action has a consequence. Make sure it is one you intend. - Katherine Bryant

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

A leader is one who sees more than others see, who sees farther than others see, and who sees before others see. - Leroy Eimes

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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