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Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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