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Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

A true leader is one who is humble enough to admit their mistakes. - Unknown

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

A leader is a person you will follow to a place you would not go by yourself. - Joel Barker

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Leadership is about making others better as a result of your presence and making sure that impact lasts in your absence. - Unknown

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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