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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

Leadership is unlocking people's potential to become better. - Bill Bradley

Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

A true leader is one who is humble enough to admit their mistakes. - Unknown

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus. - Martin Luther King

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Great leaders don't set out to be leaders. They set out to make a difference. - Jeremy Bravo

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

A good leader leads the people from above them. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

A leader is one who sees more than others see, who sees farther than others see, and who sees before others see. - Leroy Eimes

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

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