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Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Call others into leadership with you. - Jacobia Solomon

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. - Aristotle

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson


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