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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Good leaders must first become good servants. - Robert K Greenleaf

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

A person who is quietly confident makes the best leader. - Fred Wilson

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. - Aristotle

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus. - Martin Luther King

A leader knows what's best to do; a manager knows merely how best to do it. - Ken Adelman

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you want to be a leader, you must have ideas. If not, you're simply a follower. - T Mohamad

Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

The task of the leader is to get their people from where they are to where they have not been. - Henry Kissinger

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

A good leader leads the people from above them. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

Become the kind of leader that people would follow voluntarily, even if you had no title or position. - Brian Tracy

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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