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Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

Alcatraz: A pen with a lifetime guarantee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

A leader is a person you will follow to a place you would not go by yourself. - Joel Barker

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Great leaders don't set out to be leaders. They set out to make a difference. - Jeremy Bravo

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

If you want to be a leader, you must have ideas. If not, you're simply a follower. - T Mohamad

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Great leaders don't set out to be a leader. They set out to make a difference. It's never about the role - always about the goal. - Lisa Haisha

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell


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