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In The Heart Of The Mountains

Romantic scenery in the mountain tops

In The Heart Of The Mountains thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When you love what you 'sea' before you

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

Nurses are the heart of healthcare. - Donna Wilk Cardillo

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? - WC Fields

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Out of defeat can come the best in human nature. - Billy Graham

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart. - Bruce Willis

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I shall take the heart, for brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world. - Tin Man

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best. - Margaret Thatcher

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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