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In The Heart Of The Mountains

Romantic scenery in the mountain tops

In The Heart Of The Mountains thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When you love what you 'sea' before you

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Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

The heart has reasons that reason cannot know. - Blaise Pascal

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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