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In The Heart Of The Mountains

Romantic scenery in the mountain tops

In The Heart Of The Mountains thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When you love what you 'sea' before you

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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

As you think in your heart, so you shall be. - Proverbs 23:7

True giving happens when we give from our heart. - Muhammad Ali

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight. - Kahlil Gibran

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


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