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In The Heart Of The Mountains

Romantic scenery in the mountain tops

In The Heart Of The Mountains thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When you love what you 'sea' before you

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A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Only the heart knows how to find what is precious. - Feodor Dostoyevsky

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

I am seeking, I am striving, I am in it with all my heart. - Vincent van Gogh

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Above all else, guard your heart, for it affects everything else you do. - Unknown

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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