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Indecisive Shopper

Some days you forget what you put on

Indecisive Shopper thanks to Mike King

Finding the right fit

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler


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