India Plumbers
Why there are few applicants for training plumbing jobs in India
On good days Sandeep finds many rupees in clogged sewer lines
QuotaBillsI love everything about India. - Russell Peters
Drainage: How old is the sewer? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A plumber's idea of Cleopatra. - WC Fields
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden
I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia
You aim for the palace and get drowned in the sewer. - Mark Twain
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber. - Albert Einstein
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino
Life is a sewer. What you take out depends on what you put into it. - Tom Lehrer
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown
Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke
The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell
I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland
One of the things that I have admired about India is the spiritualism of the people. - Stephen Covey
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle