India Plumbers

I love everything about India. - Russell Peters

Drainage: How old is the sewer? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A plumber's idea of Cleopatra. - WC Fields

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

You aim for the palace and get drowned in the sewer. - Mark Twain

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber. - Albert Einstein

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Life is a sewer. What you take out depends on what you put into it. - Tom Lehrer

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

One of the things that I have admired about India is the spiritualism of the people. - Stephen Covey

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle