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I love everything about India. - Russell Peters

I'm tire of getting made fun of. - Geraldo Rivera

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe. - Unknown

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

You can buy anything on eBay. I bought the world's oldest globe. It's flat. - Buzz Nutley

One of the things that I have admired about India is the spiritualism of the people. - Stephen Covey

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

We make decisions based on what we think we know. It wasn't too long ago that the majority of people believed the world was flat. - Simon Sinek


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