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Inspiring Funeral Home

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Inspiring Funeral Home thanks to Keith Blake

Planning for a premature future

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Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Death is that after which nothing is of interest. - Rozinov

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Dream as you will live forever; live as you will die today. - Unknown

Kind words will never die - neither will they buy groceries. - Bill Nye

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come. - Lee Iacocca

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don't. - Stephen King

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you. - C S Lewis

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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