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Inspiring Funeral Home

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Inspiring Funeral Home thanks to Keith Blake

Planning for a premature future

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What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

I shall never act differently, even if I have to die for it many times. - Socrates

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I don't mind dying. Trouble is, you feel so bloody stiff the next day. - George Axelrod

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come. - Lee Iacocca

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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