Inspiring Funeral Home

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Death is that after which nothing is of interest. - Rozinov

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

I know we're going to die. But some of us are going to do something about it. - Tom Burnett

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

We do not attach any intrinsic value to the Cross; this would be sinful and idolatrous. Our veneration is referred to Him who died upon it. - James Gibbons

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby