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Inspiring Funeral Home

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Inspiring Funeral Home thanks to Keith Blake

Planning for a premature future

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The healthy die first. - Italian Proverb

All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

Die young as late as possible. - Ashley Montagu

Death can hide but not divide. - Vance Havner

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for. - Albert Camus

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. - J.P. Donleavy

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

When Christ died, He died for you individually just as much as if you'd been the only man in the world. - C S Lewis

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden


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