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Inspiring Funeral Home

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Inspiring Funeral Home thanks to Keith Blake

Planning for a premature future

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die. - Malachy McCourt

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. - J.P. Donleavy

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die. - Bob Dylan

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighbourhood!" - Rodney Dangerfield

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If you removed all the arteries, veins, and capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end... the person will die. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel


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