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Inspiring Funeral Home

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Inspiring Funeral Home thanks to Keith Blake

Planning for a premature future

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What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

You just do it, then if you die, you die. - T. Scott McLeod

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

Biography is one of the new terrors of death. - John Arbuthnot

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians. - Alexander The Great

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

We do not attach any intrinsic value to the Cross; this would be sinful and idolatrous. Our veneration is referred to Him who died upon it. - James Gibbons

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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