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Inspiring Funeral Home

Perhaps they're overpromising this...

Inspiring Funeral Home thanks to Keith Blake

Planning for a premature future

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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Death can hide but not divide. - Vance Havner

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Death is very often referred to as a good career move. - Buddy Holly

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko

Death isn't the greatest loss in life. It's what dies inside of us while we live. - Amish Saying

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

Resentment is like a glass of poison that a man drinks; then he sits down and waits for his enemy to die. - Nelson Mandela

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. - Ronnie Corbett

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel


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